The world’s first sex doll for dogs launched at the 8th Pet South America at the Transamerica Expo Center in São Paulo, July, 2009. This "special" doll for dogs has been manufactured and launched in Brazil. That’s right, according to the manufacturer, PetSmiling, it is “a doll for dogs to practice safe sex.” The company goes on to conclude, “The majority of non-neutered dogs spend a good chunk of time looking for something to hump. They try pillows, furry creatures, people’s legs and even other animals.” According to Marco Giroto, owner of the PetSmiling company, “when a dog tries to hump legs, stuffed animals and other objects, he cannot reach an ejaculation. With the DoggieLoverDoll he can.” He also points out, “Human beings have their hands to masturbate themselves, now the domestic animals, which have practically no contact with females in heat, can alleviate themselves with a toy designed specifically for them. Dogs have a great sexual appetite and this novelty, surely will better their lives.” If humans can have substitutes then why can't dogs right? *blank stare*